Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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