I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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