You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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