Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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