the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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