I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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