Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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