yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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