At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
