no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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