its not stalking. its research.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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