therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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