She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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