Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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