But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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