Pants 0. Shit 1.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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