just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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