So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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