I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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