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• (310): View more from California

  The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I woke up on my floor...

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  I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe

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• (408): View more from California

  Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.

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• (516): View more from New York

  its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark

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