He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.