Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
now i know why i became what i already was.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?