Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard

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(205): View more from Alabama

he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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(469): View more from Texas

I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.

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