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(870): View more from Arkansas

do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

(870): View more from Arkansas

what chic?

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(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight? (1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic (870): what chic? http://tfl.nu/m2xn

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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(401): so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night" (1-401): um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her http://tfl.nu/rdn4

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(416): View more from Ontario

i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia

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(416): i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia http://tfl.nu/2gcx

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(219): View more from Indiana

I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.

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(219): I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls. http://tfl.nu/l75s

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(401): after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now. http://tfl.nu/y18v

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(802): View more from Vermont

you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.

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(802): you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv. http://tfl.nu/a1rt

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup

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(508): i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup http://tfl.nu/58kh

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.

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(505): I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight. http://tfl.nu/l9kd

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.

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(902): he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised. http://tfl.nu/s19u

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(270): View more from Kentucky

We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".

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(270): We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots". http://tfl.nu/6unx

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(518): View more from New York

Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer

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(518): Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer http://tfl.nu/1maf

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?

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(702): I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love? http://tfl.nu/7zb0

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...

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(412): Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion... http://tfl.nu/ll4v

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(716): View more from New York

So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.

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Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money

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(716): So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed. (1-716): Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money http://tfl.nu/8jhe

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(214): View more from Texas

Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea

(214): View more from Texas

WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO

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(214): Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea (214): WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO http://tfl.nu/eu05

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