Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.