It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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