She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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