god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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