we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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