hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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