so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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