If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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