Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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