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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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