I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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