Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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