Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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