im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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