I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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