new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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