If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we're making bets on your personal life
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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