Pappa wants mamma naked
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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