I could have mohawked her pubes.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize