Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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