Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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