kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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