Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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