at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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