yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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