So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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