Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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