She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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