the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm just crazy horny about you
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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