I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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