what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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