I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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