sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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