seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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