return my video game
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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