I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dignity is for republicans.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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